Clink No Matter What
Clink No Matter What
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Completely whiffed it into the net? Clink. Hit your doubles partner square in the back? Paddle tap anyway. On court, you celebrate the disasters together — that's the rule.
Styling & Occasion:
- Match day: Wear it to the club and watch your partner clink before the ball even lands.
- Post-game: Built for the pub debrief where the unforced errors are funnier in hindsight.
- Gift it: For the one whose paddle-tap enthusiasm doesn't quite match their scoreline.
- Off court: Works with track pants, shorts, or under a jacket. No effort required.
The Fabric
Heavyweight without the bulk. Soft without feeling cheap.
Cut from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed, it arrives already broken in — that lived-in weight and softness fast fashion never achieves. At 6.1 oz, it holds its shape, holds the print, and holds up.
Built to last. You'll notice the difference the moment you put it on.
Size Guide — Find Your Fit Before You Order
Our tees are built with a streetwear silhouette — a little wider, a little longer. That's the look. Here's how to make sure you nail your size.
Takes 60 seconds:
Grab your favourite tee from your wardrobe, lay it flat, and measure:
Width — straight across the chest, just below the armpit
Length — from the top of the shoulder seam down to the hem
Sleeve — from the centre back neck, across the shoulder, to the cuff
Lay garment flat before measuring
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve CB |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼" | 26 ⅝" | 16 ¼" |
| M | 20 ¼" | 28" | 17 ¾" |
| L | 22" | 29 ⅜" | 19" |
| XL | 24" | 30 ¾" | 20 ½" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31 ⅝" | 21 ¾" |
| 3XL | 27 ¾" | 32 ½" | 23 ¼" |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45.1 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61.0 | 78.1 | 52.1 |
| 2XL | 66.0 | 80.3 | 55.2 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59.1 |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed streetwear drape.
Made to order. Made for you.
Every LMMM piece is custom-printed on demand — no warehouse, no overstock, no waste. Because your garment is made specifically when you order it, getting your size right matters. Check the size guide before you order — if you're between sizes, size up!
SHIPPING — WHAT TO EXPECT.
- UK & US: Free shipping (estimated 5–10 business days for custom production & delivery).
- International: Flat rate shipping applied at checkout (estimated 10–18 business days).
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