Funny Kitchen Rules Minimalist Pickleball Graphic Tee
Funny Kitchen Rules Minimalist Pickleball Graphic Tee
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Admit it: your best pickleball strategy is just standing at the kitchen line and hoping for the best. Whether you're a seasoned dinker or still trying to figure out what the non-volley zone actually means, this tee speaks your language.
Styling & Occasion
- Court to Clubhouse: The ultimate throw-on piece for weekend match sessions, club tournaments, or post-game social pints.
- Off-Court Casual: Pairs seamlessly with your favourite joggers, shorts, or layered under an open jacket for a clean, athletic aesthetic.
- The Perfect Gift: An absolute winner for birthdays, tournament prizes, or gifting to your favorite doubles partner who constantly commits kitchen faults.
Premium quality. Built to be your favourite tee.
This isn't your average thin t-shirt. It's a proper heavyweight, 100% cotton tee, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in feel from the first wear. Reinforced stitching at the collar and hems means it holds its shape wash after wash — no saggy necklines, no shrinking surprises.
Buy it once, wear it for years.
The garment-dye process gives each tee its washed look, so slight colour variations are part of the charm.
🚚 Shipping & shipping times
- UK & US: Free shipping (estimated 5–10 business days for custom production & delivery).
- International: Flat rate shipping applied at checkout (estimated 7–14 business days).
Every item is made organically upon your order to ensure zero waste. A tracking link will be provided via email as soon as it ships.
Size guide
⚠️ Fit & production note — measure twice. Print once.
Every garment at LMMM Studio is individually custom-printed on demand upon your order. Due to this bespoke, zero-waste production method, all sales are final. We are unable to offer refunds, returns, or size exchanges if you order the wrong fit.
Please note that our garments feature distinct streetwear silhouettes and cuts. To ensure the perfect fit, we highly recommend measuring your favourite t-shirt or hoodie from your current wardrobe and comparing its dimensions against the size chart below before finalising your checkout.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve centre back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve centre back (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
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