The Dinking Problem
The Dinking Problem
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Can't stop thinking about your soft game even when you're nowhere near a court? Admitting you have a dinking problem is the first step. The second step is booking another round of doubles.
Styling & Occasion
- Post-match: Goes straight from the court to the pub without a second thought.
- Weekend casual: Easy wear for drilling, errands, or just about anything else.
- Gift it: For the doubles partner who'd rather dink it out than ever hit hard.
- Off court: Works with shorts, joggers, or under an open zip-up.
The Fabric
Heavyweight without the bulk. Soft without feeling cheap.
Cut from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed, it arrives already broken in — that lived-in weight and softness fast fashion never achieves. At 6.1 oz, it holds its shape, holds the print, and holds up.
Built to last. You'll notice the difference the moment you put it on.
Size Guide — Find Your Fit Before You Order
Our tees are built with a streetwear silhouette — a little wider, a little longer. That's the look. Here's how to make sure you nail your size.
Takes 60 seconds:
Grab your favourite tee from your wardrobe, lay it flat, and measure:
Width — straight across the chest, just below the armpit
Length — from the top of the shoulder seam down to the hem
Sleeve — from the centre back neck, across the shoulder, to the cuff
Lay garment flat before measuring
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve CB |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼" | 26 ⅝" | 16 ¼" |
| M | 20 ¼" | 28" | 17 ¾" |
| L | 22" | 29 ⅜" | 19" |
| XL | 24" | 30 ¾" | 20 ½" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31 ⅝" | 21 ¾" |
| 3XL | 27 ¾" | 32 ½" | 23 ¼" |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45.1 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61.0 | 78.1 | 52.1 |
| 2XL | 66.0 | 80.3 | 55.2 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59.1 |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed streetwear drape.
Made to order. Made for you.
Every LMMM piece is custom-printed on demand — no warehouse, no overstock, no waste. Because your garment is made specifically when you order it, getting your size right matters. Check the size guide before you order — if you're between sizes, size up!
SHIPPING — WHAT TO EXPECT.
- UK, US & CANADA ONLY: Free shipping for purchase over GBP50 USD70 CA100 (estimated 8–10 business days for custom production & delivery).
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